Author: Johnny Blondo

    With a 5-3 win the Garveys have won their 4th BatBreaker Title.  The Garveys have won more BatBreaker Titles than any other team.  Only one other team has won more than 1 title (Need Chickens 2 titles).

By Brink Caspar  April 30, 2021   In what was the third BatBreaker Series Game 3 game between these two storied franchises, the Pulitzer Prize goes to Francisco Lindor and ghost writer manager Steve Garvey who set up the top of the second inning for the game-changing moment.    In an unprecedented move, Steve Garvey… Continue reading Lindor’s Slam Slams Door On Fuzzballs Trophy Hopes

By Brink Caspar  April 23, 2021   In what will undoubtedly go down one of the greatest BatBreaker post-season games in history, the Garveys outlasted the fiery Jerk Fuzzballs in a 12-inning duel that ended with a very loud bang.     After dueling for the first 11 and a half innings, the first pitch in… Continue reading Haniger 12th-Inning Walk-Off Blast Evens Series!

By Charm Plankovich April 17, 2021   Manager Steve Garvey wasted no time in going to the pen when pulling top starter Trevor Richards after 2 innings after allowing only 2 hits and no runs.  While many questioned his move as Richards had a stellar season posting a 3.17 ERA and throwing more innings than… Continue reading Garvey Pitchers De-Claw Kitties To Win Trip to Series

By Charm Plankovich April 14, 2021   The Jerk Fuzzballs have reached the BatBreaker Series once again on what has been described as a ‘fluke inning’ by several members of the Spiky Dudes franchise and by member so the BatBreaker press as well.  The first inning of the highly anticipated matchup between the red hot… Continue reading Jerks 10-Run First Stops Spikes Post-Season Surge

By Charm Plankovich March 28, 2021     In what is the first in the history of the BatBreaker league, and undoubtedly the greatest moment in the history of the Spiky Dudes franchise, Pablo Lopez no-hit the Stank Hams in a bid to propel the Spikey Dudes into the Post-Season for the second time in… Continue reading Lopez’s No-No Launches Dudes to Post-Season!

By Charm Plankovich March 15, 2021 If you’ve noticed that the Garveys bats have come alive lately, you are not the only one.  In fact, the league is literally buzzing at the jaw-dropping numbers being generated across the Garveys lineup over the last two games during which they have pounded in 18 runs.  These numbers… Continue reading “Swing at everything!” Approach Drives Garveys Offensive Onslaught

By Charm Plankovich March 14, 2021 Freddie Freeman made a huge splash in his first game with the Fishbones going 4 for 4 with an astounding 3 homers and 6 RBIs.  Freeman was a regular at the top of the offensive leaderboard in BatBreaker before opting to play internationally for a while to ‘test the… Continue reading Freeman is Back in the ‘Breakers’ and Better Than Ever

By Charm Plankovich December 11, 2020 Moments after the final out of the Garveys 7 to 3 loss to the reigning champion Stank Hams at Garvey Park, Steve Garvey closed the books on a blockbuster trade he had been working on since the fifth inning of game 4. The blockbuster deal sends 7 former Garveys… Continue reading Blockbuster Trade Bolsters Garveys For Playoff Run

By Charm Plankovich December 4, 2020 In a rematch of Season 7’s one-sided BatBreaker Series, the Stank Hams faced off against the struggling Jerk Fuzzballs in their first meeting since the series. The Hams starter and BatBreaker Series co-MVP Lauer was hamming it up early in the game by giving up 3 first-inning runs in… Continue reading Stank Hams Chin Music Fuels Fuzzball Rivalry