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By Charm Plankovich November 28, 2020 After a tough loss to end a tough Season 7, the Garveys are looking to bounce back in Season 8 with a playoff-ready team for game 1 against the Spiky Dudes. While finishing with a sub .500 record in Season 7, the Garveys felt that they could have been… Continue reading Busy Offseason Driving Season 8 Optimism for Garveys

October 9, 2020 by Johnny Blondo The Garveys have parted ways with outfielder Albert Almora after he posted a horrible first half of BatBreaker Season 7.  Almora (known more commonly as ‘Whinesomemora’ among teammates) was traded along with teammates Chris Taylor and Dansby Swanson to his former team the Jerk Fuzzballs immediately following game 6… Continue reading Garveys Part Ways with ‘Whinesomemora’

By Charm Plankovich September 25, 2020 With offense for the team with the most Championships in BatBreaker history lagging in the early part of Season 7, the Garveys have fired their first-year hitting coach Tom Niedenfeur immediately upon hiring Kirk Gibson to fill the position. “We were trying something different” said Garveys manager Steve Garvey,… Continue reading Garveys Hire Gibson as new Hitting Coach

By Johnny Blondo June 19, 2019   There is something brewing in the Garveys dugout lately, and it spells victory for the Garveys and pain for their opponents. After dropping 5 in a row earlier this season, the Garveys look a lot like the team that won the Batbreaker Series last year, actually they look a… Continue reading America’s Team Back To Their Winning Ways

By Johnny Blondo June 10, 2019   One week after manager Ted Smith walked out on his team citing offensivestruggles and the on-field antics of Aaron Judge, the Need Chickens toppled the best team in the Batbreaker Baseball League. The Chickens bested the 7 and 2 Spiky Dudes 1-0 in an all out pitching duel… Continue reading The Need Chickens Keep Winning Under Bench Coach Dan Mike

By Johnny Blondo June 7, 2019   Need Chickens Manager Ted Smith walked out of the clubhouse for the last time this morning mumbling to himself after a fiery closed-door meeting with the team. Sources indicate Smith has been distancing himself from the team since early in the season due to their lackluster offense and… Continue reading Need Chickens Manager Quits Due To ‘Lame’ Team

By Johnny Blondo May 21, 2019   Last night’s game, where the Jerk Fuzzballs lost to the Garveys, was a very hard loss to take; the Fuzzballs walked 10 times.   After the game we talked to Lindor, the Fuzzball’s speedy shortstop, and asked about his approach. “well, you know, I mean, I just came… Continue reading After tough game, Jerks have to ‘walk’ off the loss

By Johnny Blondo May 19, 2019     The Garveys limped into Jerk Park on Friday with a 2 and 5 season record, having lost their last 5 games.  The Fuzzballs broke open the scoring with a run in the first but only managed 3 runs over the following 8 innings due to a strong… Continue reading Garveys Steal The Show at Jerk Park

By Johnny Blondo May 17, 2019   After the Garvey’s last game, where they lost 1-0 to the Worms, the Garvey’s General Manager, Mike Garvey, Agreed to trade Davis to the Fuzzballs. The deal, which happened moments after the game, happened when the Fuzzballs elite scouts saw something in his swing, and realized that the… Continue reading Jerk Fuzzballs Trade for Davis

By Johnny Blondo May 17, 2019   In the 6th inning of last night’s nail-biter between the Garveys and Dry Worms, Garveys second baseman Neil Walker was hit in the helmet by a fastball that knocked off his helmet and left him motionless on the ground for several minutes. This led to some tense moments… Continue reading Garveys Walker out 5 games after getting plunked by Worms Scherzer